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12.06.2025 09:17
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!